March 9, 2011 - Sheriff Arpaio from Arizona has distinguished himself on the field of battle, leading a combined force of several Arizona militias. Ever since former Attorney General (war criminal Eric Holder) had the audacity to investigate and harass the Sheriff for merely enforcing the laws and our border with Mexico, there has been bad blood between them. We now know the reason for this open border policy against the wishes of the American public. It was all a ruse to get as many terrorists from GAZA and other areas into the United States to implement terror attacks. It was these very attacks as we all now know that Obama and his ilk would use as his excuse to create his 'police force as powerful as the military' in 2010. This did not sit well with Patriots or the military. Today in an ironic turn of fate, Sheriff Arpaio's Militia captured Holder after a battle in Loudoun County. His trial is set for 4 weeks from today.

March 9, 2011 - In a bold stroke that many think smacks of desperation, Barack Hussein Obama, former President of the United States, has proclaimed himself the Legendary Lost Imam. Throughout the Islamic religion the notion of a lost Imam that would one day unite the Muslim world in a new Caliphate that spans the globe has filled the imagination of fundamentalists everywhere. With the Muslim world in flames after the Israeli Counter-attack that took out all of the Arab capitals as well as the Holiest city in the Muslim world, Mecca, Obama hopes to galvanize what is left of Islam in his defense.

March 9, 2011 - New Delhi - Indian nationals numbering in the millions are taking to the streets in dozens of cities. The treaty forced upon them by China ending the Indo-Paki-Chinese War of 2010 is not sitting well with the normally peaceful people. "We see what is going on worldwide, and this treaty limiting us to 100,000 men under arms will not suit the great nation of India," said Manmohan Singh, the Prime Minister. Having been forced to give Kashmir to Pakistan and large territorial concessions in the east, India is suddenly awakening. The Indian army has all but disbanded in the face of the Chinese and Pakistani onslaught back in the summer of 2010. With no help from then-President Obama, who seems to have traded control of Asia to China for some still unknown concessions, India had no choice but to surrender or face total destruction.

March 9, 2011 - The New Congress has decided to make it mandatory for the following books to be part of the curriculum of all United States high schools as of the start of the next semester: 1. Culture of Corruption, by Michelle Malkin 2. Liberty and Tyranny, by Mark Levin 3. Arguing With Idiots, by Glenn Beck It is the firm belief of the New Congress that the entire public school system must be overhauled immediately. All remnants of Communist and Socialist propaganda in schools and curriculum are to be abolished for all time. Never again will we, the people of the United States, allow Collectivist propaganda to seep into our nation's young minds.

March 2011 - Sarah Palin found fighting in a militia in Virginia. She was helping to attack a convoy of C.O.R.N.Y. (Congress of Rejected and Neglected Youth) fighters. Sarah is still a candidate for that high office once Obama and his forces are neutralized. When asked for a comment by a local reporter she said " The time for talk is well past us. Don't ask me anything about any elections until we free this country completely from Obama, Hamas, and Obama's police force. We will put a complete end to Marxism once and for all right here in Virgina, God help us!" Sarah is well remembered for the constant attacks on her by the 'elite media'. The very same reporters and supposed news outlets such as the now defunct NY Times, that hid the news and played the most massive propaganda game on any free people in the history of mankind. With the Marxist elite media now a thing of the past, Freedom is surely rising. Sarah will make a fine President and has promised to do all in her power to put us back on the right path.

March 9, 2011 - Pamela Geller has helped close the last Madrassa in America. For many years she was that voice in the wilderness fighting Muslim oppression and aiding the victims of the Religion of Peace. Today following her orders the Boys from Cali, along with the new Sons of Liberty and the Ohio Militia destroyed the last Madrassa, where students were taught Pro-Islamic Fundamentalist propaganda and hatred of America, Israel and the Jewish people. Once the fighting ends Pamela plans on returning to radio as well offering herself as a candidate for the Senate. Godspeed Pamela Geller. She can be read daily at the Atlas Shruggs blog.