March 16, 2011 - Barack H. Obama Recieved his 4th Nobel Prize today topping off the lunacy of that once esteemed organization. Obama and Nobel stunned the world in 2009 when Barack won the Nobel Peace Prize for absolutely nothing, as in Zero. World leaders were stunned and all were shocked that the fix was in globally. He followed up that ridiculous win with a Nobel Prize in Biology in 2010 after he explained the birds and the bees to his daughters. Quickly followed in succession by Nobel Prizes in Medicine for his Socializing America's Health Care industry, in Chemistry for a bad bout of farting in the White House and now a Nobel Prize for Science for helping one of his daughters in her Science fair.

March 16, 2011 - It was Benjamin Franklin who said, "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Michelle Malkin tops the list of Americans who put it all on the line to save this great land from Obama and dictatorship. She, along with Andrew Breitbart, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, and the many other patriots in both the media and on the ground were and are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice. C.O.R.N.Y., I.S.U.E., the United Nations, and other enemy forces were formidable, but as Glenn Beck said long before his arrest, "We Surround Them." He was right, and the masses rose when called upon and needed. It was Michelle Malkin's penned document and her passionate plea to American citizens at the start of the Revolution titled "Second Declaration of Independence" that galvanized the populace. Never before in the history of the world have so many millions of free citizens stood up and said No! to oppression and tyranny. We all wish her the best in the upcoming Senatorial elections. She will make a fine Senator and will help America get back on the path to the free market and rule of law via the Constitution of the United States of America. Godspeed, Ms. Malkin!

March 2011 - Virginia USA - In heavy combat earlier today I.S.U.E. (International Service Union Empire) members were arrested by the T.A.M. (Texas and Arizona Militias) that came in after they cleaned up their respective states. "Sic Semper Tyrannis!" can be heard echoing from miles away as the Militia marches on.

March 15, 2011 - The banking queen Barney Frank escaped the Militia once again, this time dressed as an ugly hag, complete with make-up and dress. He had escaped the sterilization of the Cong and Science Czar Holdren by mere minutes by excusing himself before the strategy meeting he was to be in was attacked by Ollie North and the NSA/CIA Militia. Frank is one of the main reasons our financial system collapsed as it was he who defended ACORN and the CRA (Community Reinvestment Act) which basically forced banks to make loans to people who cannot afford to pay them back. As of the start of the revolution that law was still in effect.

March 15, 2011 - The Ides of March descends on the nation. The Second American Revolution is nearly over. Obama loyalist forces are now in retreat in every county in Virginia. Thus far over 9,000 American citizens have made the ultimate sacrifice in the fight for freedom and our Constitution. Over 3,000 are still missing, mostly from the Obama purges that began in January when the new Congress was supposed to be seated. Breaking News: Mass grave found in Fairfax County, in former Ameri-Troop controlled territory. Patriots are urging calm but the Sons of Liberty are going berserk, destroying all cars and homes with even that Obama "O" sticker on them. God help the Marxists and Communists and Obama himself if what is now rumored to be true comes to fruition. The American patriots of the militia will not stand for the deaths of innocent Americans.

March 15, 2011 - Upon receiving an anonymous tip, the forces of Jack Wheeler, Ollie North, and the CIA were able to track down and capture former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. After an exhausting 32 hour standoff where she took refuge in a local orphanage that currently housed 42 children. She periodically would appear in a window with 2 or 3 children and yell, "I did it all for the children!" She was finally able to be coaxed out by none other than Bill Clinton. He told her that everything would be all right and that he had made a deal with officials in the revolution movement. This deal that he worked out would name her as the first female President of the United States once the loyalist forces of the former President were finally defeated. After several tense moments Ms. Clinton appeared in the doorway, hiding behind several children used as human shields. With a little more coaxing from Bill she was finally separated from the children. At this time the Patriot forces moved in and executed a quick take-down of Ms. Clinton. As she was being moved to the transport, Bill Clinton can be heard saying, "So I guess this means that I'm not really going to get an intern?"